by Robyn Bolton | Jan 17, 2024 | Innovation, Just for Fun
Fabric & Home Care Marketing
That is the job title on my very first business card. I remember holding the card in my hands, staring at it for entirely too long, and thinking, “This is sooooo boring. Even my parents won’t be impressed.”
To be fair to P&G, that was the job title on the business card of everyone in marketing in the business units. The company didn’t put job titles on the card for security reasons (or at least that’s what my boss told me when I politely asked why my title wasn’t on the card).
I am older now and should have the maturity to accept the bland and nondescript title on my first business card. But I’m not. It’s still boring, and it shouldn’t be because we were working on innovation projects with code names and outfoxing corporate spies in the airport (another story for another post). We were doing cool stuff and should have cool titles to show for it!
So, to right the wrong inflicted upon me and the countless others stuck with boring job titles despite doing brave, bold, and daring things, today is Make Your Own Title Day (business cards not included)
Intrapreneur
PRO: Short and sweet with a great original definition – “dreamers who do”
CON: Everyone will think you misspelled Entrepreneur
Pirates in the Navy
PRO: Title of a book by one of the foremost thinkers in the field of corporate innovation and a phrase inspired by Steve Jobs’ statement that it’s better to be a pirate than be in the Navy. It also creates the excuse to wear an eyepatch, talk like a pirate, and keep a parrot in the office.
CON: People are afraid of pirates. You don’t want people to be scared of you.
Rebel Smuggler
PRO: Also the basis of a book with the benefit of being a cool title that doesn’t scare people. Plus, who wanted this to describe them:
Whether you’re are a Rebel in a functional company or a Smuggler in a dysfunctional company, you are the essential part of any transition. You are the catalyst that transforms the caterpillar into a butterfly. You disrupt the status quo and create opportunities for growth,
You are not the caterpillar nor the butterfly. You are the magic that prompts the transition.”
Natalie Neelan, Rebel At Work: How to Innovate and Drive Results When You Aren’t the Boss
CON: Legal and Corporate Security may not love the “Smuggler” part of the title
Tempered Radical
PRO: A more “professional” version of Rebel Smuggler, and it’s a term used in HBR, so you know it’s legit. Here’s how they’re described:
They all see things a bit differently from the “norm.” But despite feeling at odds with aspects of the prevailing culture, they genuinely like their jobs and want to continue to succeed in them, to effectively use their differences as the impetus for constructive change. They believe that direct, angry confrontation will get them nowhere, but they don’t sit by and allow frustration to fester. Rather, they work quietly to challenge prevailing wisdom and gently provoke their organizational cultures to adapt. I call such change agents tempered radicals because they work to effect significant changes in moderate ways.
Debra Meyerson, “Radical Change, the Quiet Way” in HBR (October 2001)
CON: Sometimes working quietly doesn’t work. Sometimes, you need to make a ruckus.
[YOUR TITLE HERE]
What title do you want to give yourself and other innovators?
Drop your suggestion in the comments (and feel free to print up new business cards)!
by Robyn Bolton | Jan 2, 2024 | Innovation
“You sound stupid when you use the word ‘_____________’ because you’re trying to sound smart.”
Mark Cuban
What goes in the blank?
For Mark Cuban, it’s “cohort” because “there’s no reason to ever use the word ‘cohort’ when you could use the word ‘group.’ A cohort is a group of people. Say ‘group.’ Always use the simpler word.”
For one of my former bosses, it was “breakthrough.” He would throw you out of the room if you used that word. Not physically throw you out, but he was a big guy and could if you didn’t exit on your own.
For me, it’s “disrupt” (and all its forms) because applies (as originally intended by Clayton Christensen) in only about 0.1% of the instances in which it’s used.
There are other candidates.
Lots of other candidates.
In fact, I would go so far as to propose the biggest buzzword of them all: INNOVATION.
“Innovation” does not make you sound smart.
Here is a very short list of the most commonly heard statements about innovation.
- Innovation is a priority.
- Innovation is key to our growth.
- We need to be more innovative.
- We want to build/are committed to building a culture of innovation
- Let’s innovate!
What do these statements even mean?
- It’s great that innovation is a priority and key to our growth. Hasn’t that always been the case? What is changing? How is that translating into action? What do you expect from me?
- Agree we should be more innovative. How? What does “more innovative” look like?
- Definitely want to be part of a culture of innovation. What does that mean? How is that different than our current culture? What changes? How do we make sure the changes stick?
- Sigh. Eye roll.
Saying what you mean makes you sound smart.
Always use the simpler word, and, in the case of innovation, there is always a simpler word or phrase. Consider:
- Grow revenue from our existing businesses
- Create new revenue streams
- Grow profit in our existing businesses
- Grow profit by launching new high-profit businesses
- Stay ahead of the competition
- Create a new category
- Launch a new product
- Better serve our current customers
- Serve new customers
- Update/extend our current products
- Increase the effectiveness of our marketing spend
- Revise our business model to reflect changing consumer and customer expectations
- Launch a low-cost and good-enough offering that appeals to non-consumers
You sound smart when you use the word(s) that most clearly, concisely, and unambiguously communicate your idea or intention. “Innovation” does not do that.
Saying “innovation” AND what you mean makes you sound wicked smaht
“Innovation” on its own is lazy. Simpler words and phrases aren’t nearly as sexy (I can’t imagine Fast Company coming out with “The World’s Best Companies at Creating New Revenue Streams” list).
But when you put them together – smart and sexy:
- Innovation is a priority. As a result, we are committing a minimum of $50M a year for the next five years to…
- Innovation is key to growth. As a result, we are doubling our investment in…
- We need to be more innovative. To achieve this, we are changing how we measure and incentivize executive performance to encourage long-term investments.
- We want to build a culture of innovation. As a first step in this process, we are making Kickbox available to any interested employee.
Let’s Innovate (Nope, don’t say this. It’s too cheesy)
Say what you mean.
If you don’t, people will think you don’t mean what you say.
What other words would you add to this rant?
